Today I got the chance to save the house my family lives in from burning to the ground in a fire. There are approximately 10-11 people that live in the gigantic log house in the middle of the woods. Fortunately, the blaze was in a wicker trash can with a handle. I got to rush up the stairs, throw a towel over the blazing handle, and carry it down the stairs and out the door. The adrenaline and daydreams of being a true hero were beautiful-they went well with my pork steak and mountain dew lunch. Who knew a man who prefers to wear gel-styled secret brand womens deodorant can also save a house from burning and haul two loads of water in a pick up truck in the same day.A fine collection of billingsgates in a glass fronted display box